shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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