Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
how does that bad decision feel?
I woke up under a house in Key West
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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