Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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