I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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