At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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