dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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