Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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