Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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