a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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