the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
only you would photoshop your dick
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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