Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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