We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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