my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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