Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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