I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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