Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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