I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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