remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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