TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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