My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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