there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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