Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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