and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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