The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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