Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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