sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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