You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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