I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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