I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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