Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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