the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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