Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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