It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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