just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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