I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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