Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Your cock deserves a montage
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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