I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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