you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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