Those balls look pretty dangerous.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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