strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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