I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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