I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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