after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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