Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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