i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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