I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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