he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Randomize
