I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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