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(843): View more from South Carolina

Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.

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(407): View more from Florida

I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.

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(334): View more from Alabama

It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.

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(913): View more from Kansas

He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.

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(256): View more from Alabama

If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.

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