he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
try to milk me bitch
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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