So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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