She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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