your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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