how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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