Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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