eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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