I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We are two peas in an std pod
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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